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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Rangers' Zibanejad pens heartfelt goodbye to Kreider after trade - NHL.com
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
—
No go.
Still no good
New satellite constellation will scan the entire Earth every 20 minutes to find wildfires - Space
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do you trump Trump’s executive order to bring back plastic straws?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Why some allergy experts want this popular group of drugs to go away - Deseret News
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What made you feel disgusted today?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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