What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This group is the most vulnerable to heat-related illnesses by far - The Washington Post

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Rangers' Zibanejad pens heartfelt goodbye to Kreider after trade - NHL.com

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Did you know that by the end of the Biden/Harris regime, the United States' population will have increased by 7.46% in just 4 years? And historically, this type of mass immigration leads to a housing crisis and unaffordable housing for all?

No go.

Still no good

New satellite constellation will scan the entire Earth every 20 minutes to find wildfires - Space

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do you trump Trump’s executive order to bring back plastic straws?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Rents fall in most U.S. metros since 2023 as demand struggles to keep up with supply - Seeking Alpha

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Why some allergy experts want this popular group of drugs to go away - Deseret News

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What made you feel disgusted today?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Sea cucumbers may help slow the spread of cancer, and without the side effects - Earth.com